Re: what it sounds like when I hear someone is still on x.com

25 Feb, 2026

Regarding this post from Anongoose on those still on X.com.

If I may, my good goose, offer the following:

I was eating at “No Ramps Carnivore Café” long before they removed the entrance ramp. You can’t expect me to boycott just because some wheelchair users can’t get in anymore.

I only attend "Misogyny HQ" for the ambience.

If I stop going to “The Algorithmic Harassment Emporium,” the trolls win. That’s exactly what they want.

I have to keep drinking at “The Openly Hostile To Trans People Tavern.” I mean, they only demand you verify your chromosomes at the door. After that, it's fine.

I just don't join in on the "Trans People aren't People Happy Hour" trivia.

You’re being dramatic. “Pronouns Are Oppression Pub” is simply concerned about grammar.

ABM

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