Take one chicken.
Rub with spices and butter under the skin.
Stake it before it exsanguinates your family.
You can't trust anything any more.
This is the recipe:
We've made it every year for Samhain dinner for the last five years. One tip? Don't be squeamish about staking the chicken. If you're not forceful, you'll not get a good stabbing and less stability.
Everyone wants a good stabbing.